* Life with 'song and Adam...
Adam: "Dating [person*] doesn't make sense. Zero intelligence, zero personality. It's like dating the pet rock from Kingdom of Loathing. 'You attack. [Person] just lies there doing nothing. ... You win the battle. [Person] gains a pound!'"**
(* not anyone I've dated)
(** yes, this is the geekiest household EVAR; now I need to get off the computer so Elayna can equip her new baby gravy fairy and take her KoL turns for today.)
(Does anyone need a snowy owl familiar? I have the wand and a fuckton of yo-yos, I could totally whip you up one.)