unwilly says: "Basically the story line is that Spiderman never had radioactive spider powers, but was possessed by a Spider god, and then he almost died, then he ate, ATE, a bad guy's head, then died, but not really, and Iron Man threw out all of Spidey's costumes, and Iron Man felt bad about that, so when Spidey came back to life Iron Man gave Spider a suit with a powered schlong, er, arms."
And, uh, I can't improve upon that, really. Yep.
EDIT: Actually, I think that thing's coming out of his ass. Poor Spidey.
On the brighter side, I was told at lunch by a lesbian that I "speak fluent Gay." Yay me!