Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong

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Life with 'song and Adam

'song, backing up to the doorway and making warding signs: "I shouldn't be near you. You have bird flu."

Adam: "It might not be bird flu."

'song: "Noooo. It is bird flu."

Adam: "It might be another kind of flu. It might be inchworm flu."

'song, insistent: "Bird flu."

Adam: "How do you know it's bird flu?"

'song, after a brief mental intermission: "I...saw the spectre of a cockatiel over the bed."

Adam: "Sweetie? You know medical knowledge isn't sexually transmitted, right?"
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