Me: Why?
Elayna: When I was in Florida, I threw him up in the air, and he hit the fan, and it tore his nose.
Me: *collapses to the floor, silently laughing*
Elayna: What?!?
Adam: So what you're telling us is that the Pooh has hit the fan.
Elayna: Yeah.
Me: *laughs harder*
Elayna: What?!?
(Yes, we explained it to her. Elayna: "Omigawd, you guys.")