Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong
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Life with 'song and Adam

*long banter involving a barrage of pop culture references in the realms of film, comics, and food*

*punchline*

*pause*

shadesong: "We can't even post that."

yendi: "Just providing the necessary background would take hours."

You just... *waves hands* aagh. Okay.

In other news, Elayna decided to use lotion on her legs after her bath and was delighted with the fragrance. "Smell, Mommy!" she said, shoving her hand under my nose. I smelled.

And went reeling backwards as the malignant stench of chemically-simulated blueberry throttled my sinuses. Reeled. Staggered. Gagged. Choked.

The child laughed, I tell you.

*gag*

I'm going to go have chocolate ice cream now. Because, a full hour later, that abomination is still up my nose.

But the thing with Adam, it was... we just...

No one gets us but us. That's why we're married.
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