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Adult sci-fi: Shadesong in Escher MC Though she has no… 
1st-Oct-2005 03:24 pm
Starfire/Hilarious - by Arien_Mommy

Adult sci-fi:

Shadesong in Escher MC
Though she has no reason to suspect that anything is out of the ordinary, shadesong (Jessica Alba) buys a mysterious machine on eBay. That results in a lot of chasing that leaves her breathless but safe. Simultaneously, yendi (Jet Li) works with docorion (Adam Sandler) to find a solution for problems. Will shadesong be able to save the city from being affected by a torrent of deoxyribonucleic acid?
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Teen sci-fi:

Shadesong in Ctrl+Freak
In a way that cinema makes sexy, shadesong (Leelee Sobieski) cooks a batch of cupcakes, which is for some reason against the law. Car chases result. Simultaneously, yendi (Tom Welling) readies supplies for shadesong—all of the gadgets that she could ever need. Sexy docorion (Jake Lloyd) tags along for the ride. You'll walk into this movie planning to love it or hate it, and you will walk out having not loved it.
Produced by ianiceboy
Comments 
1st-Oct-2005 07:38 pm (UTC)
Adam Sandler is docorion!

*dies*
2nd-Oct-2005 02:39 am (UTC)
No. No, no, no. Just...wrong.
2nd-Oct-2005 06:28 pm (UTC) - canadian boob
Gev in Wither Without You
This daring account, set in turn of the millennium Canada, draws the viewer
into the journey of associates, gev (Mike Myers) and maggiemaepisces
(Ashley Judd), who find themselves battling evil and each other when an
experiment gone wrong is dreamed up by his sneaky sister, je5s (Cameron
Diaz). Ashley Judd was paid twenty-five million dollars for her performance,
reportedly due to all of the 'yukky kissing' involved.
2nd-Oct-2005 10:51 pm (UTC)
Okay, Jessica Alba is more you than Leelee Sobieski is. And yendi is definatelyl Jet Li. But I can't see you in a relationship with Adam Sandler, no matter what the film.
4th-Oct-2005 01:11 pm (UTC)
Jessica Alba is SO not me!
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