Conditions: I must post the synopsis given to me by Universal Studios! Here is the synopsis.
Joss Whedon, the Oscar® - and Emmy - nominated writer/director responsible for the worldwide television phenomena of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, ANGEL and FIREFLY, now applies his trademark compassion and wit to a small band of galactic outcasts 500 years in the future in his feature film directorial debut, Serenity. The film centers around Captain Malcolm Reynolds, a hardened veteran (on the losing side) of a galactic civil war, who now ekes out a living pulling off small crimes and transport-for-hire aboard his ship, Serenity. He leads a small, eclectic crew who are the closest thing he has left to family –squabbling, insubordinate and undyingly loyal.
(The Serenity website.)
Not like all y'all don't know what the Big Damn Movie is about anyway. :)
And I must discuss the movie after screening it. So. Expect a post on Wednesday. Cut-tagged for spoilers, of course. (And I must send them links to the posts.)