Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
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Friday Audience Participation

Please tell me your version of the Aristocrats joke.

I will start you off.

A guy walks into a talent agency. Talent agent says, 'Whaddaya got for me, kid?' Guy says 'I have a family act.' Talent agent says 'Okay. What do you do?' Guy says...

[your joke here.]

Talent agent says, 'Wow, hell of an act. What do you call it?'

Guy says, 'The Aristocrats.'

Please to be filling in the blank.

This post inspired by robyn_ma, whose version is truly impressive, but friends-locked. (EDIT: But she has reposted it here!)

EDIT: You may feel free to pimp this. I wish to see many jokes, oh yes.
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