This post is inspired by Miss Perky, the guidance counselor in the movie 10 Things I Hate About You, who's writing a torrid and, well, terrible porn novel. Yes, it includes the subject line above.
In comments, I would like to play with this concept...
Let's write the most ridiculously over-the-top laughable "erotica" evar. Miss Perky used phrases like "swollen bratwurst", to give you a general idea.
Write as much as you like... either start your own thread or add to someone else's. Have fun. :)