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This is a rerun of a post I did last year. More readers now = more potential for ludicruous responses. Especially if pimped.

So.

This post is inspired by Miss Perky, the guidance counselor in the movie 10 Things I Hate About You, who's writing a torrid and, well, terrible porn novel. Yes, it includes the subject line above.

In comments, I would like to play with this concept...

Let's write the most ridiculously over-the-top laughable "erotica" evar. Miss Perky used phrases like "swollen bratwurst", to give you a general idea.

Write as much as you like... either start your own thread or add to someone else's. Have fun. :)
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  • (no subject)

    I took a step toward him, but they were closer… she touched him, and he cried out in pain, in fear. I lunged for him, caught his wrist, pulled…

  • Places You Haunt preliminary playlist

    For those who care about such things.... A mix of Vegas music in general, and Tam Lin and individual-character music (mostly Doodle and Sara so far,…

  • PYH: Setting the Scene

    If you read yesterday's thing, you'll have picked up that we have this extended family of sorts living in an apartment building. I'll break it down…