"When chopping fruits or vegetables, use an egg slicer instead of a knife and cutting board. (Be sure it's a steel slicer and not a wire one for harder foods like celery and carrots.) You'll get nice slices to use for your dishes, plus you'll save yourself the hassle of trying to use a knife in a way that might make you hurt. It's faster, too!"
Grabbed from no_pity. :)
We seriously need Gimp Squad t-shirts.
EDIT: At museumfreak's request, I've created gimp_squad. Open not only to the Atlanta-area gimps who created the Squad, but to gimps across the world!
We need an icon.