Me: 'Scuse me?*
Prof. C.: [Boss] says that you oughtta know what's going on in all of our rooms. There's a bunch of people in [room], and it's not a math class - and half of them are sleeping!
Me: *looks it up* Ah! Prep program.
Prof. C.: The who?
Me: College preparatory program is using that room.
Prof. C.: But half of them are sleeping.
Me: Well, they're preparing to sleep through college.
Prof. C.: Oh. Well, that's accurate.
* Startled me. This is one of those guys who'll walk up behind you and totally invade your dance space. Throws me off every time.