And a little voice in my head spoke to me, and it said, "You know how you said that if you had brain surgery, you'd shave your whole head so it would grow back evenly? Well..."
"No. That is insane. I would hate it within a week."
"No. Not going to lose ALL my hair!"
"But," the voice persisted, "if you've lost the ability to have long hair - why not deal with your hair on your own terms? Give yourself back the control?"