Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong
shadesong

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Why I am awake.

I am home with Migraine Like Whoa.

Elayna pokes her head into the room. "Mommy, if you hear an explosion, don't worry. It's just my pasta."

Me, groggy: "Why would your pasta be exploding?"

Elayna: "I'm cooking it with the lid on." (Tupperware. Microwave.)

Me: "Well, take the lid off first."

Elayna: "It's already cooking."

Me: "Um. It's 9 in the morning, and you're cooking pasta?"

*muffled pop*

Elayna investigates, then returns: "My pasta is quietly screaming."

Me: "It what?"

Elayna: "It's quietly screaming. Like 'eeeeeeeeeeeee.....'"

Elayna wanders back to the kitchen, whistling "Ode to Joy".

Right. Well. I'm awake now. How are you?
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