One of my least favorite parts about Getting My Picture Taken - fake-smiling. So if I'm getting my picture taken a lot, sometimes I will hide my mouth just so I don't fake-smile.
These pics are unretouched by the 'gnome, because the 'gnome is a busy 'gnome. Which is why I have frizzies on top of my head and in some you can see the patch of dry skin that was driving me crazy when these were taken. And the chronic-pain-wrinkle.
So. 'song, unplugged.