Am chowing down on a wee little bag of Fritos. I don't like Fritos, but the salt craving hit hard. (Trileptal depletes sodium.)

Looked at the "nutritional information".

This bag is supposed to be 2.5 servings' worth of Fritos.

*looks at bag*

Looks like one serving to me...

EDIT: Oh, okay, I know why. Because the greasiness makes one violently nauseous about halfway through the bag.

I need a salt lick, is what I need.