* Had dinner and coffee with rhiannonhero, who Understands.
See, the writer is not so much in charge of the characters. Sometimes the character just looks back at the writer and says "Yes, I'll get around to that, but first there's going to be a blowjob."
So! Dinner and coffee with Rhi and her two nifty friends. And now I'm avoidant about going to bed.
So I give to you a truly useful site: This to That. A reference for how to glue things to other things. Because sometimes you need to glue things.