* My favorite aunt is in the hospital with a broken hip. Adam asked how old she was. I calculated... 69. That's old. When did my favorite aunt get old? We're all getting old...
Ach, never mind me today.
* Bought a new DVD player today with birthday money. It is a Sony. I am very brand-loyal when it comes to electronics.
My brand-new Sony cost less than $100.
Didn't DVD players used to cost like $300? This is not a cheap-shit machine. This is a good machine. The only "better" machine was a multi-disc player.
* I am making some hilarious typos today. This is my medication. Hi, medication. (This is part of why I'm having trouble with columns, Monkey. Not just keeping a train of thought. But also multiple typos in every sentence.)