kires has requested Yiddish porn. He somehow got the idea from The Daily Show. I don't know. :)
So! Please write Yiddish porn for kires! I shall help in a little bit. Busy busy 'song.
Audience Participation II
Please cast the Muppet version of The Three Musketeers.
Lady DeWinter: Miss Piggy
Cardinal Richilieu: Tim Curry
Please look only at your own paper, and do not attempt to combine your assignments. Writing Yiddish Dumas Muppet pr0n is an advanced skill and should not be undertaken lightly. Only robyn_ma and murnkay should attempt this.