Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong
shadesong

Tutorial

"Mutated-"
"No, hon - 'mutilated'."
"Mutilated monkey meat, and I forgot-"
"No, you have to say the gopher guts line again after 'mutilated monkey meat'."
"Great green globs something something gopher guts-"
"'Greasy grimy'."
"Oh, right."
"From the top, now."
"Great green globs of..."
"...greasy..."
"...greasy grimy gopher guts, little dirty birdie feet, mutilated monkey meat! Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts, and I forgot my spoon... but I brought my fork!"
"Excellent!"

It's important to raise kids right. Make sure they have a proper education.

Excuse me, I have to go squeal in disgust now; she's being an exploding zombie. Which is how the gopher guts came in; she exploded and I ended up with zombie guts in my hair.

Carry on, then.
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