"No, hon - 'mutilated'."
"Mutilated monkey meat, and I forgot-"
"No, you have to say the gopher guts line again after 'mutilated monkey meat'."
"Great green globs something something gopher guts-"
"From the top, now."
"Great green globs of..."
"...greasy grimy gopher guts, little dirty birdie feet, mutilated monkey meat! Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts, and I forgot my spoon... but I brought my fork!"
It's important to raise kids right. Make sure they have a proper education.
Excuse me, I have to go squeal in disgust now; she's being an exploding zombie. Which is how the gopher guts came in; she exploded and I ended up with zombie guts in my hair.
Carry on, then.