Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong
shadesong

Elayna: "I think the Chia Pet was a last-minute gift from Uncle Butch."
Me: "No, that was from Santa, hon."
Elayna: "Santa's dead, Mommy."
Me: "What?"
Elayna: "Santa's dead. No one can live that long."
Me: "He's a mythological construct. Myths can live forever."
Elayna: "No, Mommy. Santa's dead."

She's perfectly stoic about this, mind.
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