Bolded ones apply to me. Comments in parentheses where I feel like it.
If you can't access the site, you have a minor freak out - and a major case of hitting reload.
You found yourself composing journal entries during dates, movies, even sex!
When you're out, you suddenly think of a witty reply to a comment somebody made to you...several days ago.
You actually call it LJ and not Livejournal. (Doesn't everyone, though?)
You've downloaded some sort of LJ program which has only the purpose of making entries easier to write without going on the site manually.
You consider it a great offense if someone deletes you off their friend's list. (Only if they're a raging asshole about it.)
The first thing you do every day when you go online is check your friends journals - even before checking your email. (Nope - e-mail first!)
You actually paid money for a few extra pictures with a full account when you could actually just alternate pics when you want to for your screen icons. (Nope - permanent account. N/A.)
When your friends ask what's new, you get mad at them because you already wrote it in your LJ and they didn't check it yet. (Nope - I'm too busy to read much LJ thesedays, so I don't really expect anyone else to be up-to-the-minute...)
You have put more time into LJ than all your assignments for the semester. (Not in school!)
You have more friends on LJ than in real life. (*looks at size of friends-list* *looks at population of area* Well, yah.)
You've met at least 50% of your LJ friends. (I've met over 50, maybe over 100.)
You can't seem to call your friends by their real names - only LJ names will do. (Only those who, like me, prefer to go by their handles.)
You've fallen in love with someone you met on LJ. (*waves at Master*)
You have posted about a party or get together on your LJ... and random strangers showed up.
You are guilty of traveling more than an hour to meet someone with LiveJournal. (Nope - but whereever I do go, I try to meet any local LJers.)
You've written a protected entry about one of your LiveJournal friends. (Extra points if they eventually found out about it)
You have written posts to notify people you're going to sleep.
You talk about your LJ friends to your real life friends all the time... like they're a part of your group. (Well, they *are*!)
You've created a LJ community, and people actually post in it.
You've been recognized in real life by a fellow LJ'er.
You have friended someone because of their LiveJournal icon.
You have "pity friends" on your list, who you would defriend if you could.
You've pimped one of your friends on journal, trying to get people to friend him / her.
Instead of doing research, you post difficult questions on your LiveJournal.
Your pets all have their own LiveJournals.
You know, right now, how many people have friended you (without peeking).
You've stopped being friends with someone in real life because of something they've said on LJ. (I don't *think* so, but something is nagging me about this one...)
You're guilty of posting sexy or nude pictures to get more people to friend you. (Dude. Hell no!)
You have consoled yourself after a horrible day thinking "At least this will make a great LJ post"
You're jealous of people who have more friends and / or comments than you.
You have written a really great, solid post - only to be disappointed by the lack of good comments.
You're guilty of commenting excessively to get more traffic to your journal. (I hardly comment in anyone else's joural at all - that's what I feel guilty about!)
You've deleted a post a few minutes (or hours) after you've written it, because it seemed lame in retrospect.
You give shout outs to all your LJ friends on their birthdays.
You have an additional, secret journal that hardly anyone knows about.
You've broken up with someone - or ended a friendship - soley via LiveJournal.
You have gotten mean anonymous comments (bonus points for figuring out who it was via their IP)
You've been featured on LJ Drama. (For someone else's thing, though; nothing that actually involved me.)
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are LJ addicts.