Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
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Our movie

We're still on the bad-sci-fi-and/or-horror-movie marathon. Yay us!

My constant refrain, after each bad movie, after each bad movie trailer, even, has been "We need to make a movie."

Finally, he said, "Okay. But we're going to need Super-Soakers filled with yogurt for the cumshots."

Me: "Oh, gods, yeah. Like the spurting blood in the Crazy 88s fight scene. But not. Oh. Oh man. I have title."

Kires: "What?"

Me: "Death by Bukkake."

Kires: "Right on. I mean, if everyone came on Eileen, wouldn't she drown?"
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