Adam: "He's got one hell of an eye for dress sizes."
Me: "Well, he looks like the kind of guy who'd be ogling girls a lot."
Adam: "But that's not off the rack."
I look at the TV, then back at him. "Yes, it is."
Adam: "But it fits her perfectly!"
Me: "Honey? Women who are not me? Wear standard dress sizes. They don't have to have all of their clothing extensively altered. They just buy a dress. And it fits."
He honestly didn't realize that women can buy clothing that fits.
Do you realize now how nonstandard I am? *laugh*