EDIT: Aaaand I am abruptly menstruating. I blame a certain chick on my friends-list who just posted about PMS (it's a locked post, is why I won't say who). I read that, and my body suddenly said "Hey! We ought to do that. Just remind 'song that she's not pregnant. Even though it's been only 22 days since the last time. And she hasn't had sex since then, so she's not really worried. Just, y'know, to reassure her that there's been no immaculate conception."
Saving grace - lunch with a cute boy today.
ALSO EDIT: I do like it when people who screw up and therefore make my job difficult admit to doing so, and apologize.