Because I end up talking to two of my best male friends about double anal in porn movies, that's why.
No, I am most certainly NOT involved in this, becauselikeEWW!
EDIT: No one will provide me with Hot Guy-on-Guy Action. It is verra sad. And lo, I sigh. *sigh*
ALSO EDIT: This is all murnkay's fault, you realize.
ALSO ALSO EDIT: 1 AM. Shit. I'm going to bed. And I would like to apologize to anyone who might have been offended by my Valleyspeak, entreaties for them to go schtup other guys and videotape it for me, and various and sundry other things. I just... I fail my saving roll for self-control at about midnight. Whee!
Sleep. Must sleep.