Oh, wait. Miller & Gough still aren't admitting that Lex is schtupping Clark.
Well, we all know it. *shrug*
I bring you rhiannonhero's Smallville Premiere Viewing Guide. Comprehensive, and funny, and rhiannonhero is cute. Which has nothing to do with anything else. I just think she's cute.
Anyway. Go, read, enjoy, and two more warnings from me:
1. Watch out for falling anvils, and
2. Take Lactaid before watching. Because the cheese'll kill ya.