For NaNoWriMo: a novel comprised solely of dialogue. Feauturing our characters Roxy and The Monkey, as first created in a comment thread of
Ph34r.
An excerpt, by the redoubtable
"So what the hell are you eating?"
"Bananas. I like bananas."
"No shit monkeyface."
"Hey, shut it. Ya' want some?"
"No. Ew. Why do your bananas have feathers?"
"Uhhh."
"No, 'fess up here."
"Well you know... it's Big Bird."
"WHAT?!"
"High pitched vioce got to me, Rox' I hadda do him in."
"You're eating BIG BIRD?"
"Pudding."
"BIG BIRD PUDDING? I am going to do soak my brain in bleach and vomit
now.
Thanks."
"No prob Rox' seeya."