Me: "Hall closet. What did Elayna spill?"
Mom: "Nothing. I'm doing your dishes."
Me: "Oh! Thanks?"
Mom: "So if you can't find anything in your kitchen, it's because I've been here. Also, you said there are spare hangers - where are they?"
Me: "Closet behind the door in my bedroom."
Mom: "Okay. I'm going to be putting Elayna's clothes away, too."
I guess there's an up side to this?
The porn is hidden. I am unconcerned about that.
I'm gonna try to be less posty now.