*evil gleam*

My Boss: "[Co-secretary] will be placing a big order with Office Depot this morning, so let her know if there's anything you need. And it's the end of the budget year and we're trying to spend off money, so if there's anything you want..."

Oh, yes. Today is a good day.

EDIT: It gets even better. Chai-Fetching Sysadmin, who has not fetched chai in months - no particular reason, he just hasn't been going to Starbucks - just walked by and asked if I wanted chai.

"Yeah, but I don't have any cash..."

"No problem. Venti, no foam, right?"

Right.

Good day!