Me: "Umm, at work. That is where I usually am at 3:30ish."
Mom: "Okay. We're just entering metro Atlanta. When should you be home?"
Me: "Five o'clock... wait. You know I'm at work. *You* called *me*."
Mom: "Well, I was only joking."
Me: "You can't do that to me now! My brains are not good!"
An hour and 15 minutes til I get to sweep my kid off her feet with a biiiig hug and then set her down immediately because my back will spasm!