Johnathan: "Is this a spandex kink thing?"
Johnathan: "Because if it is, I really don't wanna hear it."
Napalm: "No. Totally no. I just wanna zip all over the place saving lives. Looking all gallant. I want to triumph over a world that is fraught with peril!"
Johnathan: "You have *so* practiced that speech."
Napalm: "Have not!"
Johnathan: "Have too."
Napalm: "...maybe a little. But dude, really. I think it would be awesome. You need to do it too!"
Johnathan: "What would I do? For this superhero gig?"
Napalm: "You could... drop anvils on people!"
Johnathan: "Like in cartoons?"
Napalm: "Yeah! Heh. We could call you RoadRunner. Your battlecry could be "meep meep!"
Johnathan: "...okay. You need to get the hell away from me right now, or your world is gonna be 'fraught with peril'."
Current total: still $1,291.
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