She just called to let me know that she was taking Elayna out of town for the weekend; she asked if I had anything planned.
Me: "Miraculously, no. But I have the Blog-A-Thon next weekend! Remember, you sponsored me last year - sponsor me again!"
Mom: "That thing where you stay up all night? I don't think it's a good idea."
Me: "Why not?"
Mom: "You don't want to get overtired. You need to think of your health."
Me: "I also need to raise thousands of dollars for charity."
Mom: "Well, but, you have to think of yourself first. You know how you get overtired. And you don't want to have a seizure."
Me: "I haven't had a seizure in almost two weeks."
Mom: "Well, you should sleep and avoid stress."
This is the point where I start laughing hysterically.
Me: "Stress? Oh, I can tell you from stress..." And I told her from stress for, um, I don't think it was ten whole minutes, but it was close.
Ha! Stress? Don't tell me from stress. I am the queen, baby. I win.