I told yendi that I'm very sorry, but I want to marry 26-day Jeopardy champ Ken Jennings and have all of his babies. I mean damn.
I need to have a shirt made that says "Intelligence Is My Kink". Or something like that. Because dude, he's cute in the puppydog way, but dayum, intelligence is h0tt.
And he carries a stuffed Totoro. And is a comic-book geek, judging from the way he swept the Marvel category today.