Because I do. A lot. I can't stand still, not ever. Always with the songboogie or the hipshimmy. Those who know me in person can testify.
And it's not of the "dancing to imaginary music" sort. Because then, see, it wouldn't be dancing aimlessly. Just - I can't stand still. So I do silly little dancey things.
On another note altogether, thanks to aussie_nyc, who may be the only person who's kissed more pretty LJ girls on the eastern seaboard than I have, I now have a Gmail account. I feel thoroughly l33t.
EDIT: It has been decided that aussie_nyc and I both need to kiss more girls.