Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong

Let me get this straight.

Elayna wandered into her bathroom. "Theres a big pot in my bathroom!"

Din: "It's mine, hon. It's for my nose."

Elayna: "Ew!"

Din: "Well it helps me not get colds and stuff."

Loooong pause.

Elayna: "Soooo... let me get this straight. You put water in your nose..."

Din: "And it comes out the other nostril."

Elayna: "Okay, that's just gross."

What killed Din was the way Elayna said, "Let me get this straight." The kid is 9, looks 6, and talks like she's 15.

This just in -

Just now - Elayna started discussing the color of her poop. Din said "Hey, Elayna - you're being gross!"

Elayna: "I'm sorry! I was just concerned."

Din: "Let me get this straight..."
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