Din: "It's mine, hon. It's for my nose."
Din: "Well it helps me not get colds and stuff."
Elayna: "Soooo... let me get this straight. You put water in your nose..."
Din: "And it comes out the other nostril."
Elayna: "Okay, that's just gross."
What killed Din was the way Elayna said, "Let me get this straight." The kid is 9, looks 6, and talks like she's 15.
This just in -
Just now - Elayna started discussing the color of her poop. Din said "Hey, Elayna - you're being gross!"
Elayna: "I'm sorry! I was just concerned."
Din: "Let me get this straight..."