Me: "Can you activate my thingie?"
Yendi: "Honey, we don't have that kind of relationship anymore."
Yendi: "Yes, you can post that."
*This is what you get when you spend more than the Gross National Product of Uganda at Victoria's Secret. I've gone down two bra sizes in the last six months. Their bras? Very expensive. But they fit. But they're very expensive. Dammit.