He bought me a collar. Not at Fantasm, but it got here in time for him to collar me this weekend. EDIT: That's not my neck. That's the picture from the website. My neck is prettier. *flounce*
It's simple enough to pass as a necklace in mundane society... as long as you don't look too closely and thus realize that it has no clasp. You need an Allen key?wrench? to open it.
Incidentally... "Because I'm the mom and I said so" is an inappropriate response to the question "why?", when asked by one's owner.