I should not be having to fix your LaTeX in order to get my part of this job done. If you don't know how to use it, don't fuckin' use it.
Also, to one particular professor - yes, the packages you wanted UPS to pick up today are still there. This is because UPS didn't deliver here today. And we do not have a contract with UPS, so we cannot request pickups, we just give the nice packages to the nice UPS man when he shows up.
He goes a day without making a delivery? Not my problem. Been here all day. Didn't take lunch. Could tell you for sure if he had. He hasn't. So get off my back already.
And I mean it about the LaTeX.
Very truly yours,