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Scheherazade in Blue Jeans
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Life with 'song and Elayna 
18th-Nov-2012 03:28 pm
Elayna! - Karlita
So Elayna is working on her college applications.

I KNOW.

She's finally done with all of her essays and her arts-supplement resume; all she has left is the ten-minute video that gets attached to the arts supplement. We have been working hard. We're a little punchy.

Me: "What are you going to put in your arts supplement video?"

Elayna: "I don't knooooow."

Me: "Figure it out!"

Elayna: "NYAAAARGH." *pulls laptop over her head*

Me: "What are you doing child."

Elayna: "I AM PUTTING MYSELF IN THE VIDEO."

Me: "That is not how science works."

Elayn: "RRRRGH"

ME: "But SCIENCE."

Elayna, deadpan: "Respect my beliefs."

Me: "...'k..."

Elayna: "Rrgh." *pause* "It's not working."

Me: "Because science -"

Elayna: "YOU ARE OPPRESSING ME."
Comments 
18th-Nov-2012 09:02 pm (UTC)
=) Thank you for the laugh, I really needed it.
18th-Nov-2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
Love that girl! And you with her.
18th-Nov-2012 09:33 pm (UTC)
I wish I had the relationship with my mom to have conversations like that. And I hope when I am a mom, I can with my kids!

Best of luck with your video, Elayna.
18th-Nov-2012 09:34 pm (UTC)
YEESH, mom!
18th-Nov-2012 09:39 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, awesome. Thanks for sharing.
18th-Nov-2012 09:40 pm (UTC)
Love
18th-Nov-2012 10:29 pm (UTC)
What's the video supposed to be about? Because that sounds like a great intro.
20th-Nov-2012 02:01 pm (UTC)
That's what I was thinking!!
18th-Nov-2012 10:51 pm (UTC)
I love this child. She has great potential to be an awesome adult.

Once applications are in, you might want to start searching scholarships. There are LGBT ones, and ones for Jewish students and Pagan students (if Elayna identifies/qualifies).
18th-Nov-2012 10:53 pm (UTC)
*laugh*
18th-Nov-2012 11:51 pm (UTC)
less-than-3
19th-Nov-2012 12:59 am (UTC)
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
19th-Nov-2012 03:51 pm (UTC)
I think I'd like that kid.
19th-Nov-2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
To be fair, the video could simply be her frustration with trying to make one. She can use the camera built into the lid and start the video with her hair blocking the lens.

Also, she is not far off. If you wish really hard, there is only the computer.

I will respect her beliefs. Sometimes "science" is just a way to say "we are your overlords, and this piece of paper is truthier than you".
21st-Nov-2012 03:37 am (UTC)
LOL
I hope I have this kind of relationship with my children!
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