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Scheherazade in Blue Jeans
freelance alchemist
Life with 'song and Adam 
13th-Jun-2011 02:16 pm
Brain worms
Me: Really? Tracy Morgan said women are a gift from God reserved for real, deserving straight men? Really?

Adam: Really.

Me: I just did not know that I was RESERVED for anybody is all.

Adam: You're like a library book. Someone can reserve you.

Me: Yeah, I'm like a library book. A bunch of people can reserve me.

I AM IN CIRCULATION Y'ALL

Here's more Life with 'Song and Adam, with a demonstration of my ability to quote things I have not seen. Also, do not get on my case for not wanting to talk to people on the bus: I spend all my workday on the #^$*&)*)^ phones, and the bus and the walk from Harvard to Central and back are the only moments of solitude in my day. I want to read my book.

Unrelated to any of that, the treatsfortits bake sale ends at 5! Go over there and bid!
Comments 
13th-Jun-2011 06:33 pm (UTC)
But do you have a scannable bar code? Because I totes still have the pocket in the back for the card that the librarian stamps with a date.
13th-Jun-2011 06:50 pm (UTC)
I love your icon.
13th-Jun-2011 06:43 pm (UTC)
I hate talking to people on the bus. Also eye contact with strangers.
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13th-Jun-2011 07:00 pm (UTC)
*snort*

Library humor is hawt.
13th-Jun-2011 07:19 pm (UTC)
I have no idea why anyone would get on your case for not wanting to talk to strangers on busses. (I sure don't want to! I mean, I will sometimes, but not as a general /habit/, and for damn sure not as an /obligation/.)

If they do, send 'em to me, and I'll growl at 'em.
13th-Jun-2011 08:33 pm (UTC)
I have reservations about discussing this topic.

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14th-Jun-2011 12:37 am (UTC)
Hey, you can check me out anytime. :)
14th-Jun-2011 02:15 am (UTC)
hee hee!
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