The scene: s00j
's concert venue. Her three-person sound crew (who I've just met) and I are exploring. I let it slip that I have a teenage daughter.
Person A: "No way! How old?"
*looks of disbelief*
Person B: "So like you had her when you were five
Me: "No, I was 21."
Person B, looking genuinely confused: "But that math isn't working out."
Me: "I promise! 21!"
Person B: "But 21... and 16... is... 37?"
Person C: "Where do you keep
That's now my favorite response ever. "Where do you keep
I showed them that I have a little belly pooch, but they said that was insufficient. omnisti
, when informed of this later, says that my response should've been "behind me".
Me, looking back at my butt: "I do have rather a lot there."
K: *affectionate eyeroll*