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The problem with our internet connection may be that my cat is trying… 
5th-Feb-2011 10:02 am
Max
The problem with our internet connection may be that my cat is trying to have sex with the router.

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...I just...

...I got nothin'.
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5th-Feb-2011 02:58 pm (UTC)
It's a very sexy router?
5th-Feb-2011 03:03 pm (UTC)
His kink is not my kink and it's kind of not ok. MAX. If you want to have sex with things, it can NOT disrupt the rest of the household! WE THOUGHT YOU KNEW THIS.
5th-Feb-2011 03:13 pm (UTC)
You should have seen him with Elayna's giant stuffed bear back in Atlanta. It had a bald patch on its back. He was trailing bear fur all over the house. We had to get rid of the bear.

He keeps trying for Jack and Victoria, too. He gets as far as the neck-bite and working into position, and they're like "SRSLY?"
5th-Feb-2011 03:03 pm (UTC)
LOLZ! May I metaquote?
5th-Feb-2011 03:11 pm (UTC)
Go for it.
5th-Feb-2011 03:25 pm (UTC)
"The internet is for porn, the internet is for porn........"
5th-Feb-2011 04:02 pm (UTC)
Darn -- you beat me to it.
5th-Feb-2011 03:29 pm (UTC)
Waaah! He's F*ckin' with your connection.

I fall over, ded.
5th-Feb-2011 03:29 pm (UTC)
Someone trying to make a connection?
5th-Feb-2011 03:59 pm (UTC)
Okay, this? Is the first thing that has made me laugh in days.
5th-Feb-2011 04:00 pm (UTC)
Glad to help!
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5th-Feb-2011 05:08 pm (UTC)
Maybe he thinks that's how LOLcats get made?
5th-Feb-2011 05:23 pm (UTC)
*bow*

Well played.
5th-Feb-2011 05:34 pm (UTC)
Ok, this was my second ::gigglesnortguffaw:: of the morning reading LJ.

Reminds me of the dog I used to have that used Barney as a sex toy. I wrote up the story, here: http://rowangolightly.livejournal.com/192597.html
5th-Feb-2011 05:43 pm (UTC)
You can't say "Router" without "Row...r"...
6th-Feb-2011 04:34 am (UTC)
Austin Powers, Internetable Tom of Mystery.
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5th-Feb-2011 06:05 pm (UTC)
My cat likes to do it to pillows and small dogs. I say hey, if that's his kink, who am I to judge? I sure wouldn't want him going through my toybox, ya know?
5th-Feb-2011 06:35 pm (UTC)
That ... that could do it, all right.

(Pun entirely intentional.)
5th-Feb-2011 09:17 pm (UTC)
Thank you for posting this.
5th-Feb-2011 09:31 pm (UTC)
...

Your life is not like other people's.
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