(I will get this out of the way first: Read Tiger Beatdown
. And Kate Harding
. And Harriet J
. And the actual charges
. Get on Twitter. #mooreandme
Last night, sindrian
and I were too sleepy for epic sex; we climbed into bed for epic snuggles instead. He turned out the light and climbed over me, and I pounced him promptly and sillily and with much RAR!ing.sindrian
: *cracks up*
: "I love the noises you make! You sound like a baby velociraptor!"
Me: *more velociraptor noises, also CHOMP!*sindrian
: "Baby velociraptor is eating my kidneys!"
Me: "Om nom rar!"sindrian
: I need those to filter my pee!"
Me, hopefully: "Do you need your lungs?"sindrian
Me: "What about your phalanges?"sindrian
: "I don't think I have phalanges."
Me: "You do!" *points out phalanges* Can I nom just one? Midnight snack?"sindrian
: "Noooo. I need all my parts."
Me: "You do not need your earlobes."sindrian
: "But then how can kythryne
make me an awesome earpiece?"
Me: "She can make you a fake earlobe. Like Tycho Brahe's nose!"sindrian
Me: "But Tycho Brahe was AWESOME."sindrian
: "I like my nose!"
Me: *dives for kidneys again, all velociraptor-noise-making*
Also he surprise bit me on the butt today, which produced a startled
baby velociraptor noise.
Usually when men say they like the noises I make, they are not talking about the velociraptor noises!