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Scheherazade in Blue Jeans
freelance alchemist
Being in bed with me is hilarious #583 
11th-Dec-2010 11:48 pm
I'm blogging this
sindrian: *removes his shirts*
Me: *cracks up*
Numath: "What?"
Me: "You - for like half a second after you whipped off your shirts, you *posed*, with a flip of your hair -" *cracks up more*
Numath: "Did I vogue?"
Me: "Totally!"
Numath: "I didn't even know I was doing it!"
Me: "I know!" *giggles madly* "You did the full Superman!"
Numath: *chest out, shoulders back, hands on hips*
Me: "YES."
Numath: "You ever had sex with Superman before?"
Me: "No, but I *am* the goddamn Batman."
Numath:
Me: "OH MY GAWD YOU CAN NEVER DO THAT DURING SEX OKAY"
Numath: "What if I get a pug? And he's in here while we're having sex and he goes BAAATMAAAAAN?"
Me: "OH NOES."
Numath: "We'd have to lock him out. But then he would still be going BAAATMAAAAN."
Me: "We'd have to train the Maine Coon to smack him down."
Numath: "Poor pug. He gets no respect."
Me: "We'd have to name him Rodney. Rodney the Batman Pug. Oh god."

This is like ten minutes of giggling at this point. Yes, both of us.
Comments 
12th-Dec-2010 04:55 am (UTC) - Ah, I see
I was wondering what all the noise was about.
12th-Dec-2010 04:58 am (UTC)
Giggling here too.
12th-Dec-2010 05:02 am (UTC)
Just let us know if you decide to call him Boy Wonder.
12th-Dec-2010 02:54 pm (UTC)
Oh, he is all man. *grin*
12th-Dec-2010 06:57 pm (UTC)
"'Boy Wonder'? I'M ALL MAN, LADY" said Brodie Bruce.

:-D
12th-Dec-2010 05:19 am (UTC)
mmm...extract audio from that bit and set as ringtone for 'Song on phone. Interesting idea. ;)
12th-Dec-2010 07:04 am (UTC)
I am totally opposed to giggling during sex or otherwise being goofy.

Yup.

Everyone knows that.
12th-Dec-2010 02:54 pm (UTC)
I know, right? Sex = SRS BIZNESS.
12th-Dec-2010 01:27 pm (UTC)
made of win
12th-Dec-2010 11:43 pm (UTC)
I also suggest no Gir or Zim imitations.
13th-Dec-2010 05:22 am (UTC)
Someone has done "The Doom Song" in bed. This knowledge delights me.
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