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Scheherazade in Blue Jeans
freelance alchemist
Our cats are weird. 
6th-Dec-2010 09:41 pm
Hearth
*general commotion*
Me: *peers out from behind laptop*
Victoria: *freezes; eyes me warily*
Me: *returns to typing*
Victoria: *flails madly*
Me: *peers out from behind laptop*
Victoria: *freezes; eyes me warily*
Me: *returns to typing*
Victoria: *flails madly*
Me: *peers out from behind laptop - just in time to see Victoria skid halfway across the dining room floor on a bookmark*
Victoria: *freezes - then trots over, sits in front of me, and eyes me expectantly.*
Me: "...what do you want?"
Victoria: *eyes me expectantly*
Me: "What?"
Victoria: *eyes me expectantly*
Me: *pokes cat in the head*
Victoria: *is unmoved*
Me: *pokes cat in the shoulder*
Victoria: *is unmoved*
Me: "Bored now. Go do something else."
Victoria: *promptly leaps up, bounds into the living room, and flops down belly-first on a crocheted egg*

Is she trying to hatch it? I don't know. She makes less sense than Jack does. You can extrapolate Jack's reactions well because he has no brain. Victoria has an alien brain.
Comments 
7th-Dec-2010 02:42 am (UTC)
Bookmark snowboarding makes perfect sense to me. But then, I have lived with J for 12.5 years now.
7th-Dec-2010 02:44 am (UTC)
Umm...
ALL cats are weird.
It's kind of the point of cats.
7th-Dec-2010 03:45 am (UTC)
Having lived with a number of cats...I concur.
7th-Dec-2010 03:10 am (UTC)
Cats? Weird? Hyper? Go on...

(You can see more videos of Lenore being a crackhead on my Flickr page if you want.)
7th-Dec-2010 11:58 am (UTC)
Of course Victoria has an alien brain. And she keeps it under her bed and plays with it in the middle of the night when everyone's asleep.
8th-Dec-2010 06:20 pm (UTC)
*grin* That's awesome.
9th-Dec-2010 02:26 pm (UTC)
Dude, you have to come over sometime!
9th-Dec-2010 04:02 pm (UTC)
YES! Hey, what's this weekend look like for you?
9th-Dec-2010 05:49 pm (UTC)
Slutcracker Sunday matinee. Enter the Haggis concert Friday night. I'm undecided about Saturday night; no real attachment to the group at that party, and I probably need rest, but will figure it out. How long will you be in town?
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