Elayna: "So I was having an argument online with a British friend, and he said 'I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of our health care
.' I said, 'I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of the Gulf of Mexico
Last night, swashbucklr
brought me a stuffed winged unicorn.
Me: "A pegacorn!"
Adam: "It could be a unisus."
I proceeded to educate him and swashbucklr
on the nomenclature of mythical beasts.
Half an hour later, Elayna comes downstairs, and I start telling her about her grandparents' WTFery. Suddenly she squeaks and points - "PEGACORN!"
Reader, I cracked up.My
daughter knows it's a pegacorn. I'm just sayin'.
Elayna: "So wait, how did the pegacorn get here?"
Me: "Well, when a pegasus and a unicorn love each other very much..."
She, of course, meant when
. I told her an hour ago. She said how
? I said "Um, swashbucklr
got here an hour ago too, if you recall."
Elayna: "I don't know! You could have had it for years. There are strange things everywhere in this house that I am discovering all the time. The house could have spontaneously manifested a pegacorn."