Some of you may be as yet unaware of this, but - I have super awesome birthday powers
. (So far today, I have used my powers to give Boston awesome weather. You're welcome.)
Yes! I do! On every birthday! But this birthday is TRIPLE AWESOME.
Because it is the Year of the Tiger, and I am a Tiger.
Because I am square.
Because I am double chai
So this year... not only do my wishes come true. Yours do, too.
Yes! You get a birthday wish! On my
birthday! SPECIAL BONUS. Also, your wish comes true even if you tell people what it is, so feel free to do so in comments.
*lights a candle on a cupcake and holds it out to you with both hands*
Make a wish. :)