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Scheherazade in Blue Jeans
freelance alchemist
Quote of the day. 
1st-Mar-2010 06:53 pm
Hypno-Butt
"...did I just unbutton you with my butt?"

Indeed I had.
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2nd-Mar-2010 12:08 am (UTC)
I once accidentally undid someone's hoop earring whilst nibbling and sucking on their earlobe.
2nd-Mar-2010 12:58 am (UTC)
I've done that. :)

(And wait, I think I've had someone unbutton me with their butt at a concert, too.)
2nd-Mar-2010 01:02 am (UTC)
...wasn't me, was it?
2nd-Mar-2010 01:03 am (UTC)
If it was, it would have been at the They Might be Giants concert.

It *is* possible it was you. (Perhaps not unbuttoned, just unzipped?)
2nd-Mar-2010 01:03 am (UTC)
I do remember being quite up close and personal at that show. Especially during "Alphabet of Nations". :)
2nd-Mar-2010 01:04 am (UTC)
That sounds right. :)
2nd-Mar-2010 12:09 am (UTC)
That's quite the talent!
2nd-Mar-2010 12:21 am (UTC)
I developed a rather unwholesome tendency to accidentally unscrew nipple piercings. I'm *pretty* sure I never swallowed one...but not certain.
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2nd-Mar-2010 01:42 am (UTC)
The Talented Tuchus should be a children's book.
2nd-Mar-2010 01:06 pm (UTC)
Oh, I don't know for children...unless it's like that Monty Python sketch where Eric Idle's storytime turns dirty.

"With a Melon?!?"
2nd-Mar-2010 12:45 am (UTC)
Heehee!
2nd-Mar-2010 05:24 am (UTC)
I love your icon! :)
2nd-Mar-2010 02:27 am (UTC)
and lo, they did fear the shadesong, for her ass was cunning.
2nd-Mar-2010 03:37 am (UTC)
I love you.
2nd-Mar-2010 12:42 pm (UTC)
And lo, though she did not know the puppy, she loved him, for he could do the movie trailer guy voice.
2nd-Mar-2010 05:39 am (UTC)
2nd-Mar-2010 01:52 pm (UTC)

Prehensile butt?

Um...I'll be in my bunk
Tom
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