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Scheherazade in Blue Jeans
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17th-Oct-2009 05:12 pm
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feste_sylvain is here, and we've been talking about absolutely terrible movies that I love unreservedly. And when I love things unreservedly, I bounce! I dance! I make little gleeful sounds!

So we have a small stack of truly awful movies, and I ask him to pick one.

He picks "The Pirate Movie".

I squee, bounce, and do a little booty-shaking dance.

He melts from the dance and squee. Melts!

Adorable.

Now we watch "The Pirate Movie", which is staggeringly awful and fabulous in its awfulness. (I know slipjig loves me because he actually learned its worst song, "Pumpin and Blowin'" (which won the Razzie that year!), to play at my birthday party.)
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17th-Oct-2009 09:22 pm (UTC)
Haven't people fallen in love with you thanks to your bounce and squee? In other words, I really hope you weren't surprised. :-)
17th-Oct-2009 09:26 pm (UTC)
LET'S MARRY PIRACY
WITH A LITTLE LECHERY!!!

I love that movie.
17th-Oct-2009 09:37 pm (UTC)
Give me a happy ending! Everytime! We'll kiss and makeup - that's a very peaceful sign (Everything will work out fine!)
17th-Oct-2009 09:39 pm (UTC)
I secretly kind of love that film, too.
17th-Oct-2009 09:41 pm (UTC)
It has become blaringly obvious that there are many movies I have not seen.

Oh! Speaking of...email on its way.

[ETA - oh wait! OMG...watching the trailer...holy crap! I think I did see this movie!!! When I was *really* little!!!]

Edited at 2009-10-17 09:43 pm (UTC)
17th-Oct-2009 09:46 pm (UTC)
One of these days I should inflict upon show you guys The Return of Captain Invincible.

Edited at 2009-10-17 09:46 pm (UTC)
17th-Oct-2009 10:27 pm (UTC)
So I'm NOT the only person on the planet who owns a copy of that movie?!?!?

Well, I think I've found what I'm going to watch when I get off work tonight. :)
18th-Oct-2009 12:04 am (UTC) - "Ding-dong" Avon calling!
You only like that film because at heart, all you really want is a happy ending!
18th-Oct-2009 01:42 am (UTC)
How many times have I seen that movie? I have lost count! Man, now I may have to find a copy to keep, it's just so much fun!
18th-Oct-2009 01:43 am (UTC)
Mabel: Frederic, you're not gay, are you?
Frederic: [high voice] No!
[clears throat and in a lower voice]
Frederic: No.
Mabel: The way you and the Pirate King get around in those rather feminine, pleated shirts and all that leather.
Frederic: Mabel!
Mabel: Hey! I'm not prejudiced. I mean, what does this country got a navy for? Screw 'em if they can't take a joke!
18th-Oct-2009 02:03 am (UTC)
We all give in our own little ways. *bows*

Oh, and I'm totally bringing Gymkata to Thanksgiving. Unless, of course, you want to give The Apple another go.
18th-Oct-2009 02:14 am (UTC)
We can make time for both!
18th-Oct-2009 02:11 am (UTC)
Not a great movie -- but bags of fun.
18th-Oct-2009 12:41 pm (UTC) - Love it!!
I just showed some of that movie to PerlDiver... Pumpin' and Blowin' is on YouTube! THe end sequence is as well. Hilarious! I particularly loved the whole "Tarantara" thing with the police...
18th-Oct-2009 12:59 pm (UTC)
I think my favorite bit of that movie might be when the pirates rush the door, then stop to ring the bell. But no one gets it when I say (possibly at inappropriate times), "Avon calling!"
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