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It has Mongolia. 
15th-Aug-2009 06:03 pm
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My sister, recommending a lotion: "It's from Victoria's Secret. It has uh-kee berry and Mongolia."

...

IT HAS MONGOLIA, YOU GUYS.

I die.
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15th-Aug-2009 10:15 pm (UTC) - HA HA WHAT
Oh, well if it has Mongolia in it, I should probably get me some of that.

15th-Aug-2009 10:16 pm (UTC)
Mongolia? That's kind of great.
15th-Aug-2009 10:20 pm (UTC)
All of a sudden, I'm trying to picture the TV commercial: warrior hordes in yak furs frolicking poolside as a sniffy, erudite voice-over announces "Calvin Klein's Attila."
15th-Aug-2009 10:37 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha!
15th-Aug-2009 10:25 pm (UTC)
Khaaaaaaaaan!

Seriously, that's sad. Really, really sad.
15th-Aug-2009 10:26 pm (UTC)
Acai and... magnolia?
15th-Aug-2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
That's what I'm assuming.
15th-Aug-2009 10:35 pm (UTC)
That is too much
15th-Aug-2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
It totally does, though! Just like Amal's poem about making a perfume out of Damascus! Hee hee hee!

Oh, your sister.
15th-Aug-2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
You need a vacation. :)
15th-Aug-2009 11:14 pm (UTC)
What was the line from Calvin and Hobbes? "We're going to need a vacation for this vacation"?
15th-Aug-2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
Inner Mongolia or Outer Mongolia? I mean, they'd definitely have to specify for me to be at all interested. ;)
15th-Aug-2009 10:52 pm (UTC)
Doesn't that mean yak musk?
16th-Aug-2009 01:08 am (UTC)
I was thinking yak milk.
15th-Aug-2009 11:02 pm (UTC)
That. Is. Awesome.
15th-Aug-2009 11:11 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhem.
15th-Aug-2009 11:36 pm (UTC)
It must come in a Very Large Container.
16th-Aug-2009 12:43 am (UTC)
Yup, I was going to try and go there but you beat me to it. Well done :)
15th-Aug-2009 11:46 pm (UTC) - Does it smell like camel?
Ah, family. You can't make this stuff up.
16th-Aug-2009 12:51 am (UTC)
I'm still trying to parse uh-kee berry, dood.
16th-Aug-2009 12:55 am (UTC)
Acai. Which is actually pronounced ah-SIGH.
16th-Aug-2009 01:13 am (UTC)
Yes, but will it give you bees?
16th-Aug-2009 01:16 am (UTC)
Reminds me of chowyunsmut's story of the customer who came in and asked "Do you have anything that smells like bukkakke? You know, from Hawaii."
16th-Aug-2009 01:29 am (UTC)
I die again!
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16th-Aug-2009 01:39 am (UTC)
Eh, South Florida doesn't really count.
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16th-Aug-2009 02:32 am (UTC)
and lets not forget the tons & tons of dung...
16th-Aug-2009 02:52 am (UTC)
I assume it was meant to be 'magnolia'. :)
16th-Aug-2009 03:26 am (UTC)
Wow, that's some lotion!
16th-Aug-2009 04:20 am (UTC)
Outer Mongolia, or just the regular Mongolia?
16th-Aug-2009 04:30 am (UTC)
ACAI BARBECUE LOTION OMG.
16th-Aug-2009 04:49 am (UTC)
Is it possible your sister is dyslexic?
16th-Aug-2009 04:50 am (UTC)
Nope.
16th-Aug-2009 10:31 pm (UTC) - Ummmm...heheh.."Mongolia"...
...I kinda like the sound of that...

..Mongoolia...


...Mongoooooolia!...



...I AM THE GREAT KHA-KHAN OF MONGOOOOOLIA!!!!....

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